Roseanne (TV Series)

Darlene Fades to Black (1991)

Scott Burkholder: Tommy

Quotes 

• Tommy : [first time looking into buying a motorcycle, sits on a bike]  This is great!

  Dan : Yeah.

  Roseanne : [yelling with Becky in the back of Dan's bikeshop about Becky getting a scooter]  I said *No*!

  Becky : Give me *one* good reason!

  Roseanne : Because bikes *kill*, okay Becky! I mean, just ask your Aunt Jackie! When she was a cop, she used to scrape kids like you off the street all the time! And don't think a helmet's gonna help either! Alls that does is catch your brains after they fall out of your skull!

  Dan : [after customer overhears fight, and runs out the door]  Don't forget to tell your friends about us.