Roseanne (TV Series)
Dear Mom and Dad (1989)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Dan Conner : [making out a shopping list, since Roseanne's parents showed up unannounced] Let me see if I got this straight. We need milk?
Roseanne Conner : Milk.
Dan Conner : Eggs?
Roseanne Conner : Eggs.
Dan Conner : Bullets?
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Bev Harris : [to Roseanne about Dan] What kind of list is he making? Not that it's any of my business.
Dan Conner : A hit list.
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Roseanne Conner : If my parents move to Lanford, I am gonna be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life, because I'm gonna be in prison for blowing 'em away!
Dan Conner : Hunny, hunny, be realistic. You don't know how to use a gun. I'll do it.
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Roseanne Conner : [stuck sleeping on cots, they talk about the possibility that Roseanne's parents might move to Lanford] Seriously, Dan, what are we going to do?
Dan Conner : Well, I'd say let's sleep on it... but who could sleep! You know, if you knew how to stand up to your parents, we wouldn't be lying here right now.
Roseanne Conner : What is that supposed to mean? And I'm warning you, that fireplace poker's within reach!