Roseanne (TV Series)
Goodbye, Mr. Right (1990)
Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner
Quotes
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Darlene Conner : [Darlene and Becky are cleaning DJ's room for Jackie to sleep in] Where am I supposed to put this junk?
Becky Conner : Just shove it under the bed
[Darlene puts it under the bed and pulls out two boxes]
Darlene Conner : What are these?
[she takes the lid off one of the boxes to see little doll heads]
Darlene Conner : oh my God
Becky Conner : What?
Darlene Conner : He's got a bunch of little heads, Barbie, GI Joe, aw Cher, the little runt's a psycho, what's he do cut their heads off and get rid of the rest of them?
Becky Conner : [takes the lid off the other box to see the doll limbs] No, this is very weird Darlene
Darlene Conner : What are we going to do?
Becky Conner : Just put everything back exactly where you found it
D.J. Conner : [enters] Hi, what are you doing?
Darlene Conner : Nothing, nothing, just cleaning
Becky Conner : We're just cleaning
D.J. Conner : Did you clean my closet?
Becky Conner : No, why?
D.J. Conner : No reason
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D.J. Conner : Aunt Jackie, I made you a get well card
Jackie Harris : [reads] Get well soon, oh you're so sweet
Becky Conner : [to Darlene] He's got them all fooled