- Darlene Conner: [about Betsy Ross] She was born, she sewed a flag, she died, I can't write four pages on that!
- Darlene Conner: And the forecast is for snow!
- Roseanne: Did you do your homework?
- Darlene Conner: Snow!
- Roseanne: Do your homework.
- Darlene Conner: [frustrated about a book report on Betsy Ross] I wish she'd sewn her fingers together.
- Jackie Harris: Can you believe that guy? I chase off his date so now he wants to take *me* back to his apartment.
- Darlene Conner: [about Betsy Ross] She was born, she sewed a flag, and she died, I *can't* write 5 pages about that!
- Booker Brooks: Jackie, I've got an idea, why don't we go back to my apartment, and you can forgive me?
- Jackie Harris: I got a better idea, Booker... why don't *you* go back to your apartment, and 'forgive' yourself?