Roseanne (TV Series)

Homeward Bound (1993)

Johnny Galecki: David Healy

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [reading the letter David is writing to Darlene]  Dear Darlene, I really really miss you. It really really hurts me when you don't call. I know you're very busy, but if you don't mind...

  David Healy : See, I was going to get really tough after that.

  Roseanne : I was tougher than this in my wedding vows. Okay, here David, take this down: Dear Darlene, I am tired of your crap. You are selfish, moody, and most of all, ungrateful.

  David Healy : She's not ungrateful.

  Roseanne : Trust me, I've known her longer than you. And then you gotta finish up with something that'll really really get her.

  David Healy : I could tell her she's just like you. That'll kill her.

  Roseanne : Both of us with one shot.