Roseanne (TV Series)

Inherit the Wind (1989)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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Quotes 

• Crystal Anderson : I heard about Becky's accident, I'm so sorry.

  Roseanne : Yeah, we're thinking of having her put to sleep.

  Crystal Anderson : I got her a card.

  Roseanne : How touching, and strange.

  [later, to Dan] 

  Roseanne : You know they say there's a card for everything, what do you want to bet?

  Dan Conner : [reads the card]  I'll be damned.

• Dan Conner : [Becky walks into kitchen all dressed up]  Hold it! Could this woman be my little Becky?

  Darlene : Not all of her. If I were you I would check upstairs for some missing Kleenex.

• Roseanne : [seeing Becky come home from school]  Hey, I thought you had pep squad today.

  Becky Conner : [shouts in tears]  I'M QUITTING PEP SQUAD, I'M QUITTING SCHOOL, AND I'M NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN! AND IF ANYBODY CALLS ME, TELL THEM I'M DEAD!

  Dan Conner : Well, it must be serious. She's not taking phone calls.