Roseanne (TV Series)

Ladies' Choice (1992)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Darlene : [Roseanne tells Darlene that Nancy is gay]  Whoa! How did you find out? Did she tell you?

  Roseanne : No. We saw the, "I'm a Big Ol' Dyke" bumbersticker on her car.

• Roseanne : I don't want ya to get old.

  Beverly Harris : I know dear.

  Roseanne : Because you're just draggin me with ya and I don't like it.

• Roseanne : Alright, I'll tell you, but before I do, do you ever watch that Donahue?

  Darlene : Mom, I pretty much know everything about lesbians, and anything I don't, you'd be too embarrassed to tell me.

• Roseanne : It just feels so weird to be planning Mom's death.

  Jackie Harris : We've been planning her death for years.

  Roseanne : *Plotting*, not planning.