Roseanne (TV Series)

Life and Stuff (1988)

Judy Prescott: Miss Crane

Quotes 

• Miss Crane : Your daughter barks.

  Roseanne Conner : Our whole family barks.

• Miss Crane : How would you describe your mother/daughter relationship with Darlene?

  Roseanne Conner : Typical.

  Miss Crane : Ah, typical, not special?

  Roseanne Conner : *Typical*.

  Miss Crane : I see, do you spend any time with Darlene?

  Roseanne Conner : You mean like *quality* time?

  Miss Crane : Yes. Do you spend any free time with your daughter?

  Roseanne Conner : Well I got 3 kids and I work so I don't have any free time.

  Miss Crane : Ah, I think that's the problem.

  Roseanne Conner : Well I think the problem is there is no problem.

  Miss Crane : Your daughter barks.

  Roseanne Conner : Our whole family barks!