Roseanne (TV Series)

The Little Sister (1989)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : [hungover]  Ya act like some big high-and-mighty, self-righteous, pedestal-type person, and you poo-poo everything in my life.

  Roseanne Conner : [clearing the breakfast table]  Yeah, and *you* go right for your addictive behavior. Huh, because you cannot handle conflict. That is the whole thing: you cannot handle conflict. Remember, we saw that whole thing on "Oprah"; People who cannot handle conflict, so right away, they run for the alcohol.

  [starts nibbling another pancake] 

  Jackie Harris : Well, have another shot of pancake, Roseanne. You know, people who live in glass houses, shouldn't *eat* stones.