Roseanne (TV Series)

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places (1992)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene : [after Roseanne brings in loose meat sandwiches from a diner she wants to copy]  What reeks?

  Roseanne : Your future!

  Darlene : Yeah, that smells about right.

• Donald Bobeck : [about getting help from the SBA]  Not likely. Based on our criteria, we consider you... a bad risk.

  Roseanne : [starts to rise]  I'll tell you what a bad risk is. That's *you* sitting across this desk from me, calling *me* a bad risk!

• Roseanne : [to the SBA officer not helping them]  You know, the SBA is supposed to be set up to help people like us. Ya'll don't know nothing about people like us. The trouble with people who work for the government, is ya'll have *jobs*!

• Roseanne : [Jackie wonders why Roseanne is mad at her]  You're the one who dragged that damn ray of hope into this house!

• Kerry : You know the Pizza Palace on Route 42?

  Roseanne : Yeah, that's the place with the mural of "The Last Supper", but everyone's eatin' pizza.