Roseanne (TV Series)

Mommy Nearest (1992)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [Roseanne's Mom is moving nearby]  Dan, she needs to be near her family now!

  Dan : No she doesn't! She may thinks she does right now, but after a few months and I have to kill her, she'll realize how wrong she was!

• Jackie : [Dan is drooling over the check his Mother-in-Law gave Roseanne]  She's just trying to buy us, Dan. Can't you see that?

  Dan : Yeah, I think she hit my price... Actually, she coulda had me for half.