Roseanne (TV Series)
One for the Road (1990)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : [after finding out Becky is drunk, to Darlene] What the hell went on here? Did you get in the liquor when you were playing the records?
Becky : [as Darlene hesitates, solemnly] I was playing the records.
Dan Conner : Wait a minute... Darlene, I thought you said you were playing the records.
Darlene Conner : Well, yeah. I mean... I got them out, but Becky was actually playing them.
Karen Hudson : Who was the bartender?
Darlene Conner : [to Becky] Wasn't it that girl who was over here studying with you?
[Karen glares at Darlene who smiles]
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Darlene Conner : I'm gonna go upstairs and flush the wok.
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Darlene Conner : [tastes Becky's drink, spits it out] Gah! This stuff tastes like sock sweat!
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Darlene Conner : [to Becky] Well, you're not gonna do this again, are you?
Becky : [annoyed] Look, I'll do...
[groans from a headache]
Becky : I'll do whatever I feel like doing, you little brat. Now beat it.
Darlene Conner : Okay, okay. Maybe when I come back up, I'll bring you a little breakfast.
[Becky groans]
Darlene Conner : And maybe a sausage or two so you can bite down on one of those little hard chunks.
[Becky trembles in sickness]
Darlene Conner : And maybe a poached egg slightly undercooked...
[Becky rushes out of bed and goes into the bathroom]
Darlene Conner : ... with that white runny stuff that you can never quite keep on the spoon.
[Becky vomits as Darlene slurps]
Darlene Conner : Yes!
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Roseanne Conner : [to Becky] You know, I'm not so much bothered by the fact that you took a drink. I mean, you tried it, you got sick, you got caught. You know know what that's like. What really bugs the hell out of me is that I just can't trust you anymore and I always thought I could. You blew it big time.
Becky : So, what are you saying? That I have to be chaperoned for the rest of my life?
Roseanne Conner : Well, you tell me. Can I not leave you alone in the house anymore?
Darlene : Well, I could watch her.
Roseanne Conner : So, do I have to throw out every bit of liquor 'cause you can't get that kids do not do what adults do?
Becky : No, of course not. I'm sorry, Mom.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm sorry that I can't trust you anymore.
Becky : Yes, you can.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, we'll find out I guess 'cause I'm gonna be watching you like a hawk. And maybe someday a long, long time from now, things will be the way they were before 'cause that's the way they should be.
