Roseanne (TV Series)

PMS, I Love You (1990)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Becky Conner : Mom, you're ironing the towels?

  Roseanne Conner : Well, I can't wait around for you to do it, can I?

• Crystal Anderson : [about Dan's surprise party]  How you gonna get Don down there, Roseanne?

  Roseanne Conner : Oh I'm just gonna to tell him, "Hey, the Lodge is having another all-you-can-eat night, and you gotta be there to defend your crown!".

• Roseanne Conner : [to a stripper]  You know, you are the reason why there will never be a woman President!