Roseanne (TV Series)

PMS, I Love You (1990)

Natalie West: Crystal Anderson

Quotes 

• Crystal Anderson : [commenting to Jackie about her own PMS]  Oh yeah, once I went around and busted a street light for every man who ever broke my heart.

  Dan Conner : Yeah, I remember "The Great Black-Out of '84".

• Jackie Harris : [Roseanne has PMS]  Are you sure?

  Dan Conner : Jackie, I have been through this for 17 years; every 28 days, 204 times, yes I'm sure.

  Dan Conner : I don't know, Dan, Roseanne seems perfectly plesant today.

  Crystal Anderson : And Crystal, when have you ever known Roseanne to be "perfectly plesant"?

• Crystal Anderson : [about Dan's surprise party]  How you gonna get Don down there, Roseanne?

  Roseanne Conner : Oh I'm just gonna to tell him, "Hey, the Lodge is having another all-you-can-eat night, and you gotta be there to defend your crown!".