Roseanne (TV Series)
Radio Days (1988)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : [about a song-writing contest Dan entered] Yes, we're gonna win that contest. Then we're gonna snag a great big ol' recording contract, then we're gonna pack up the kids and move to Nashville... And then me and Dan are going to buy these great big ol' platinum blond wigs, you know, and then I'm gonna change all the kids' middle names to "Bob", you know like, "Becky Bob", "Darlene Bob", "D.J. Bob".
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Roseanne Conner : [to her boss, Booker] Oh, I just killed a big ol' cockroach over here, you better take him off the payroll.
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Crystal Anderson : People love songs about pain and suffering, you know, based on real life... based on my life. My parents kicked me out when I was 16, moved in with my crazy Aunt Ida and her houseful of cats. Married at 17, widowed at 18, tornado carried off my car, hospitalized with pneumonia...
Roseanne Conner : [sarcastically] Everybody sing!
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Dan Conner : How do you explain to people that your song wasn't even good enough to win 2 free tickets to the Lanford tractor pull?
Roseanne Conner : You don't, you just move out of state.
Dan Conner : Montana's supposed to be nice.
Roseanne Conner : True, and I understand they have very little radio.
