Roseanne (TV Series)

Roseanne in the Hood (1995)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

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Quotes 

• [Roseanne and Jackie break into the competing diner. Roseanne tries to plant a dead fish in the exhaust hood over the stove and gets stuck] 

  Jackie Harris : How! How did you get stuck!

  Roseanne : By my boobs! They folded down on the way up, then they locked - like those toggle bolts!

• Jackie Harris : [panicing]  I will - I'll get you out! I *will* get you out! Just - I - I know! I - I'll turn on the stove, and then the metal in the vent will expand.

  Roseanne : [hysterically]  I'm standing on the stove! It's amazing to have your head stuck in a vent, and still not be the *stupidest* person in the room!