Roseanne (TV Series)

Terms of Estrangement: Part 2 (1992)

Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner-Healy

Quotes 

• Darlene : See you, Bubble-Butt.

  Becky : Later, Morticia.

• Darlene : [saying good-bye]  I love you, Becky.

  Becky : I love you, Darlene.

  Darlene : [with a straight face]  Did you ever know that you're my hero?

  Becky : [laughing]  You are the wind beneath my wings.

• Becky : So where's Mom?

  Darlene : She's in the kitchen... with the knives.

  Mark Healy : You want me to go in there with you?

  Darlene : [repeats]  With the knives.

• Becky : [to Roseanne over the phone]  We're only coming back if you agree to some ground rules.

  Roseanne Conner : What kind of rules?

  Becky : Number one, no yelling. Number two, you can't...

  Roseanne Conner : Well, nice talking to you, Becky.

  Becky : Come on, Mom. You said you wouldn't hang up. Look, you can have some rules too.

  Roseanne Conner : Okay. No eloping.

  Becky : Mom...

  Roseanne Conner : Well, don't come walking in this house like you've won some great, big victory over me and your dad. Don't be expecting our blessing, don't be expecting any money and don't be expecting.

• Becky : Mom, Darlene won't let me move the beds together so Mark and I can sleep together.

  Roseanne Conner : So... who am I supposed to be angry at?

  Darlene : I am not moving to D.J.'s room so she and my dork in-law can conceive some demon spawn in my bed! I'm gonna sit on my bed until morning.

• Becky : [to Roseanne]  So, how are things around here?

  Roseanne Conner : How do you think?

  Becky : He needed a job. He had to go. What was I supposed to do?

  Roseanne Conner : Well, how about let him go? Do you think he'd drop everything to follow you some place?

  Becky : Yes, I do. You know, it was Mark's idea to get married.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with living in sin?

• Becky : [to Dan]  Dad, I know what you're thinking, but I'm not screwing up my life. I mean, Mark's got a great job, I'm gonna finish school while he works. And hey, I can go to community college in Minneapolis just the same as I can here.

  Dan Conner : Right.

  Becky : Mom is okay with this. Why can't you be? Come on! Things were so tough around here. I was just another mouth to feed. I thought I was doing you a favor by leaving.

  Dan Conner : Don't do me any favors, Becky.