Roseanne (TV Series)

The Blaming of the Shrew (1995)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

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Quotes 

• [after D.J.'s pushy girlfriend leaves] 

  Jackie : [laughs]  What was *that*?

  Dan : I don't know. But the "Dark Prince" takes many forms.

  Roseanne : I like her!

• Jackie : I'm the kind of person who has to let the gas go below a quarter of a tank.

  Fred : And I'm the kind of person... who could never do that. I'm also the kind of person who'll tell you that's REALLY bad for your car.