Roseanne (TV Series)

The Driver's Seat (1993)

Sandra Bernhard: Nancy Bartlett

Quotes 

• Leon Carp : I don't smell the co-mingled scents of sweat and Jean Naté. Can I assume that Roseanne's not in today?

  Nancy Bartlett : No, she's at home.

  Leon Carp : Good. I need someone with impeccable taste, and I can tell by that paw-print jumpsuit of yours, that you're my woman.

  Nancy Bartlett : It has a matching cape.

  Leon Carp : I'll bet it does.

• Nancy Bartlett : We voted that our bird should be the toucan.

  Roseanne Conner : Would you like to see the bird I voted for?

  [raises hand]