Roseanne (TV Series)
The Monday Thru Friday Show (1989)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne : Hey Darlene, you're late.
Darlene Conner : I know, I got hung up at school.
Roseanne : Well two people already's been calling lookin' for their newspapers,
Darlene Conner : [slams down her books] Damn!
Roseanne : Well, there's no need to cuss for hell's sake!
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Jackie Harris : I'm running away for the weekend and I'm taking your kids with me, you can have the house to yourself and honeymoon here.
Roseanne Conner : Are you serious?
Jackie Harris : Yeah, and you better enjoy it because it's the last anniversary present I'm giving you for the next 10 years!
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D.J. Conner : [counting his money] How much is this?
Roseanne Conner : I don't know. What're you going to do with it?
D.J. Conner : I don't know.
Roseanne Conner : Buy me something nice.
D.J. Conner : What do you want?
Roseanne Conner : A honeymoon.
D.J. Conner : What's a honeymoon?
Roseanne Conner : I don't know, I never had one.