Roseanne (TV Series)

The Monday Thru Friday Show (1989)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : Pack your bags, we're going to Wizard World for the weekend!

  Becky Conner : Are Mom and Dad coming?

  Jackie Harris : No!

  Becky Conner , Darlene Conner , D.J. Conner : YAY!

• D.J. Conner : [counting his money]  How much is this?

  Roseanne Conner : I don't know. What're you going to do with it?

  D.J. Conner : I don't know.

  Roseanne Conner : Buy me something nice.

  D.J. Conner : What do you want?

  Roseanne Conner : A honeymoon.

  D.J. Conner : What's a honeymoon?

  Roseanne Conner : I don't know, I never had one.