Roseanne (TV Series)

This Old House (1992)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [Darlene and David race downstairs when Roseanne and Jackie come in the front door]  Hey!

  Darlene : What?

  Roseanne : What are you doing upstairs with some boy?

  Darlene : [casually "explaining"]  Well no one was home, so I figured, why not become a woman!