Roseanne (TV Series)

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore (1989)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

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Quotes 

• Darlene : What good's a tornado if you can't see it?

  Roseanne : Oh, yeah, you're right. Why don't you guys go out and play?

• Roseanne : [after Darlene scares her]  That is not funny! You're grounded until menopause!

  Darlene : Yours or mine?

  Roseanne : Your father's!

• D.J. Conner : What's a tornado?

  Darlene : Well, remember that part in "Wizard of Oz" when Dorothy's house went flying and she went spinning around and round and round?

  D.J. Conner : Is our house going to spin around?

  Dan : D.J., you know, that stuff you see on TV just gives you a sense of what's real. What's going to happen today is really real.

• Darlene : [When a trash can blows by, crashing into the house]  What was that?

  Roseanne : That was God saying, "Get your butt inside!"

• Darlene : This is so cool! Are we gonna have a hurricane?

  Dan : No, baby. We don't get hurricanes this far inland.

  Roseanne : Yeah, those coastal towns have all the fun.