Roseanne (TV Series)

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore (1989)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• [during a tornado] 

  Jackie : Roseanne, I wanna live.

  Roseanne : Think it over.

• Jackie : [while taking photos of the house after the tornado]  Okay, everybody look horrified.

  Roseanne : It'll be hard to top my wedding photo.

• Jackie : [When Roseanne asks Jackie to pick up a couple of groceries] 

  [to Dan] 

  Jackie : Fork over the bread, Fred.

  Dan : Don't hurry back, Jack.

  Jackie : Thanks for the cash... stupid.

• Jackie : [to Roseanne]  I wasn't trying to scare you.

  Roseanne : You don't have to try. Your whole life scares me.

• Jackie : Those punks trashed my apartment. I'm only trying to get back what's mine plus a little compensation for my mental anguish.

  Roseanne : Your mental anguish? What about me? I've been married for 15 years.

• Jackie : [to Roseanne]  When I was on my way back over here, I saw that thing.

  Roseanne : The tornado?

  Jackie : Yeah, and I had my camera with me, so I though I'd move in on it and snap a few.

  Roseanne : How could you do something that crazy?

  Jackie : Well, Dad used to put us all in the Buick and go chasing storms.

  Roseanne : Well, Dad was a lunatic!

  Jackie : You can't believe the power of that thing. It wipes out one house and it leaves the next one untouched. There's absolutely no rhyme or reason. It's beyond our control. Nothing means anything!

  Roseanne : Have you been talking to Mom?