Roseanne (TV Series)
Trick or Treat (1990)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
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Quotes
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Dan Conner : [Defending Roseanne] Hey leave him alone!
Pat : What's it to you?
Dan Conner : He's my husband
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Dan Conner : He's dressed up as a witch. Witches are girls
Roseanne Conner : This is the 90s, Dan, witches are women.
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Dan Conner : Where've you been?
D.J. Conner : Scaring people.
Dan Conner : Yeah? Well you scared the heck out of me, I didn't know where you were.
D.J. Conner : You mad at me?
Dan Conner : ...Nah, you mad at me?
D.J. Conner : Nah.
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Roseanne Conner : Darlene went as a pirate for 3 years.
Dan Conner : That was cute, this is different, if he goes out dressed as a witch, he'll come back with a bloody nose.
Roseanne Conner : That... is so stupid.
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Dan Conner : Arnie what you supposed to be?
Arnie Thomas : I'm Elvis' ghost man!
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Dan Conner : [Walking through the Hall of Terror in his three stooges costume imitating, Joe, Larry and Curly] Quit breathing on me, I ain't breathing on ya, quit slobbering on me
[He walks past a coffin which a vampire pops out of]
Dan Conner : Hey Andy
Andy : Hey Dan
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Dan Conner : [Dan's upset D.J.'s dressed as a witch] Why couldn't he have picked something normal like a vampire or a nice axe murderer?
Roseanne Conner : Like Lizzie Borden?