Roseanne (TV Series)
Two Down, One to Go (1993)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Darlene : Wow, my Mom's a big tramp!
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Darlene : [why Darlene doesn't want her Mother to take her to college] Because she's just going to go psychotic when we get up there and she sees I've got my own life now! You know she's going to rag on everything: my school, my apartment, my roommate!
Dan Conner : Yes! Yes! She absolutely will! And every time she slams you, you'll know she's suffering! And the only way your Mother can deal with pain, is to spread it around!
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Darlene : David and I slept together. Are you angry?
Roseanne : I don't know, was I home at the time?
Darlene : No.
Roseanne : Were *you*?
Darlene : Yes... I was careful.
Roseanne : Well that's good.
Darlene : Are you disappointed in me?
Roseanne : No, not really. I kind of already knew.
Darlene : You did?
Roseanne : Yeah,
[laughing nervously]
Roseanne : I just pretended I didn't so's I could, you know, live.