Roseanne (TV Series)

Vegas, Vegas (1991)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [walking into the impersonation hall noticing the real Wayne Newton onstage, whom she thinks is an impersonator, not sporting a mustache]  This guy doesn't even have a mustache! How did he get out of Wayne Newton impersonator school without a mustache?

  Wayne Newton : [stops singing]  Hold it, fellas, hold it. Ma'am, I'm sorry if my singing is interrupting your conversation.

  Roseanne : Well, not as sorry as I am!

  Wayne Newton : Ma'am, I'm going to ask you politely to please take your seat. I'm entertaining!

  Roseanne : Oh, somebody has filled your head with LIES!

  Dan Conner : Honey, it really IS Wayne Newton!

  Roseanne : Yeah right, and I'm Lola Falana, Dan!

  Wayne Newton : Well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Falana. My name is Wayne Newton.

  Roseanne : No, MY name is Wayne Newton!

  Nancy 'Lynn' Bartlett : No, my name is Wayne Newton!

  Dan Conner : [humiliated]  Oh God, oh God, oh God!

  Wayne Newton : Ladies, I'm glad you're having such a good time, because that's what we're all here for, so why don't you sit back, relax and enjoy the song?

  Roseanne : Why, are you going to get somebody else to sing it?