Roseanne (TV Series)
Workin' Overtime (1989)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
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Quotes
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Dan Conner : [to Roseanne] Hey, I heard about the overtime. How long?
Roseanne Conner : I don't know. Two weeks maybe.
Dan Conner : Oh, man. That's really gonna be tight. I gotta finish roofing that garage, plus I got two driveways to pour. Plus Dwight says they might a drywall job lined up for me.
Roseanne Conner : Plus we gotta live through it.
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Dan Conner : Where'd you find a flower this time of night?
Roseanne Conner : The cemetery.
Dan Conner : Ahh, you've been picking out my plot!
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Dan Conner : [while he's on the phone ordering pizza] Give me a large deluxe with everything including anchovies.
D.J. Conner : No anchovies.
Dan Conner : [on the phone] Just a minute.
[to DJ]
Dan Conner : What do you want on your pizza?
D.J. Conner : Pineapple.
Dan Conner : Pineapple? This ain't a luau, Don Ho.
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Dan Conner : Hey, Becky. Get in here. We gotta discuss something.
Roseanne Conner : Oh, God. This ain't the Ward Cleaver speech, isn't it?
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Roseanne Conner : Rule number one, no painting in the house.
Dan Conner : Rule number two, no animals in the house.
Roseanne Conner : Rule number three...
[loud crash]
Darlene Conner : Mom!
Roseanne Conner : No children in the house.
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Roseanne Conner : [When Dan and Darlene come home] Where've you been?
Dan Conner : Standing in front of South Elementary gym for the last hour looking for your daughter.
Darlene Conner : Mom, I couldn't help it. The band room was locked.
Dan Conner : For 45 minutes? I thought you were kidnapped.
Darlene Conner : I wish I had been.
Roseanne Conner : Well, go up to your room and leave the window open. Maybe you'll get lucky.