Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Davy Jones (1969)

Dan Rowan: Self - Host, Doctor Watson

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Quotes 

• Dan Rowan : Well Dick, it's time for our Discovery of the Week, and we got a real fund -

  [corrects himself] 

  Dan Rowan : find. We got a find.

  Dick Martin : Good. Another baggie, huh?

  Dan Rowan : No, that's 'biggie', you ding-a-ling.

  Dick Martin : Biggie U. Ding-a-Ling. huh? I like that. What does the U stand for?

• Dan Rowan : You know what Thursday is?

  Dick Martin : Yeah, thirsty's when you need a drink.

  Dan Rowan : I didn't say thirsty, Thursday. Thursday.

  Dick Martin : Oh-ho, the questions are easy this week.

  Dan Rowan : Yeah-heh. Ok. What's Thursday?

  Dick Martin : The middle of the week.

• Dan Rowan : You know, more Americans have been killed on the highways than all the wars combined. Maybe we should bring our soldiers home from, eh, Vietnam and send our drivers over there.

• Dan Rowan : Well that's the Laugh-In news for tonight, folks and we certainly hope it tickled your fancy.

  Dick Martin : And if not, be sure to stay tuned next week when we'll have twice as much news for those of you with extra large fancies.

• Dan Rowan : Goldie...

  Goldie Hawn : What?

  Dan Rowan : You're facts may be impeachable, but your annunciation is impeccable.

  Goldie Hawn : [gasps]  Naughty boy! You've been peeping again.