- Sabrina Spellman: So you think you guys really need some time apart?
- Zelda Spellman: Yes, after five centuries of living together, we're starting to get on each other's nerves.
- Hilda Spellman: We haven't bickered much since we picked opposite sides in the Civil war.
- Sabrina Spellman: So why are you two going to the same spa?
- Zelda Spellman: They had a two-for-one special.
- Hilda Spellman: But we have separate rooms. We're not even gonna see each other.
- Valerie Birkhead: I was just invited to a party.
- Sabrina Spellman: At 7:00?
- Valerie Birkhead: Well, I wasn't exactly invited, but people saw me hear about it and didn't warn me to keep away. You wanna come?
- Sabrina Spellman: Gee, I'd love to since they went to so much trouble not to ban us, but I can't. I'm babysitting my little cousin.
- Valerie Birkhead: Well, I can't go to a party alone. Let me change that. I can't go to another party alone.
- Amanda: I'm from the fourth galaxy of the Other Realm. Where are you from?
- Valerie Birkhead: I'm from a big castle in never-never land.
- Amanda: You're delusional.
- Harvey Kinkle: Word's out that there's a party.
- Valerie Birkhead: Wow, I actually got the word first? Looks like my popularity standing's on the rise. I am delusional.
- Sabrina Spellman: Come on, Ralphie. Power to the toys.
- Ralphie: Fine. It'll give me something fresh to be bitter about.
- Sabrina Spellman: So it looks like I passed, huh?
- Quizmaster Albert: Yep. Once again, you got yourself out of the mess you got yourself into.
- Sabrina Spellman: I'll take that as a well done.
- Dr. Rafkin: I was wondering, could we go out some time?
- Carol: Oh, I'd love to, if I weren't so sick of you.
- Sabrina Spellman: Did you guys have a good time?
- Hilda Spellman: I have no sister.
- Zelda Spellman: No one talk to me.
- Carol: You know, Sabrina, we've all been out of the box.
- Sabrina Spellman: Really?
- Dr. Rafkin: The problem is, you're still only inches tall and real easy to step on.
- Ralphie: I spent two weeks in a vacuum cleaner once. Ate a penny to stay alive.
- Amanda: What? I'm playing giddyap with Salem.
- Salem Saberhagen: Who is it? Please, someone feed me poison.
- Dr. Rafkin: I'm Dr. Rafkin. I... I used to be Amanda's dentist, but now, ahem, I'm an... action figure.
- Sabrina Spellman: So, what are your powers?
- Dr. Rafkin: I sleep about 18 hours a day.