Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Bada-Ping! (2002)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : [smoky explosion in kitchen] Amanda, is that you?
Amanda : [emerging from smoke cloud] Yeah. You know, I've been so bored, I thought I'd come by and hang out with someone cool.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, well, I'm kinda busy right now.
Amanda : Actually, uh, I was talking about Salem. Hey, little buddy.
[goes over to greet him]
Salem Saberhagen : [coughing] This place is smokier than the bathroom in an all-girls school.
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, what's with the flashy entrance? I mean, you may think coming in here in smoke looks cool, but it's a disgusting habit.
Amanda : Ugh, yeah, remind me to start listening again when the PSA is over.
Sabrina Spellman : You're right, I'm not your mother. I shouldn't tell you what to do. Oh,put your hair back.
[tries adjusting her niece's hairstyle]
Sabrina Spellman : Why hide such a beautiful face?
[Amanda wards her off]
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Morgan Cavanaugh : [gasps as rocker chick passes by] That was Avril. She's headed for the bathroom.
[jumps up]
Morgan Cavanaugh : I'm gonna ask her to sign my napkin.
Sabrina Spellman : Roxie, please go with her and keep her from crawling under the stall.
Roxie King : You're right. We don't need a repeat of the Aretha Franklin incident.
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Mickey Brentwood : [night-club owner] If you print that story, you'll never work again. You know what I'm saying, blond person?
Sabrina Spellman : [as he goes off] Yeah, you're saying you had onions for lunch.
[looks disgusted]
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Roxie King : Are you sure you wanna go ahead with this story?
Sabrina Spellman : Absolutely. It's an incredible scoop.
Roxie King : Oh, I don't like this. You've been threatened by a night-club owner. Don't you watch HBO?
Sabrina Spellman : What are you saying? I'm gonna be sleeping with the fishes? Wearing a cement overcoat? Have a boulder dropped on me from a cement overpass? Wait, that's from The Road Runner.
Roxie King : Okay, fine, but if Wile E. Coyote tries to flatten you with an Acme anvil, don't come running to me.
[leaves]
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Amanda : [smoky explosion] Hey, wanna join me for an emergency trip to Paris for silver hooped earrings?
Sabrina Spellman : [waving smoke away] Uh, no, thanks, it already feels like a French bistro in here. Besides, I'm working on an article.
Amanda : Ugh. Snooze.
Salem Saberhagen : Actually not, for a change. You see, this thug night-club owner threatened our little Lois Lame over here...
[Sabrina zaps him, and he loses his head, which calls out:]
Salem Saberhagen : Oh, I hate it when you cut me off!
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Annie : Let me get this straight. You were all excited about doing this article this morning, now you don't wanna write it.
Sabrina Spellman : Well, it's not that I don't wanna write it, it's just that... uh, this is kind of a left-brain type article. And I just happened to sleep on my left side last night, so that side of the brain is really numb. Now the right side is feeling bitter and neglected...
Annie : Oh, can't you just call in sick like normal people?
Sabrina Spellman : Well, that would be a left-brain function, so...
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Sabrina Spellman : [needs protection, but Leonard has bailed on her] Any other secret admirers wanna come home with me tonight? Uh, any professional wrestlers? Thai kick-boxers?
[no response, gets desperate:]
Sabrina Spellman : Anyone with super-hero pajamas?
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Amanda : Okay, let's go down to that club and witch-slap this guy.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, we don't have to go. He was just here.
Amanda : What? What happened? Are you okay?
Sabrina Spellman : I'm fine, it's all taken care of. He won't be bothering me anymore.
Amanda : Oh, I'm so relieved.
[hugs Sabrina]
Sabrina Spellman : You know, we should make it a point to hang out more often. And not just when one of our lives is at stake.
Amanda : Yeah, I'd like that.