Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Bada-Ping! (2002)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

Quotes 

• Sabrina Spellman : [smoky explosion in kitchen]  Amanda, is that you?

  Amanda : [emerging from smoke cloud]  Yeah. You know, I've been so bored, I thought I'd come by and hang out with someone cool.

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, well, I'm kinda busy right now.

  Amanda : Actually, uh, I was talking about Salem. Hey, little buddy.

  [goes over to greet him] 

  Salem Saberhagen : [coughing]  This place is smokier than the bathroom in an all-girls school.

  Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, what's with the flashy entrance? I mean, you may think coming in here in smoke looks cool, but it's a disgusting habit.

  Amanda : Ugh, yeah, remind me to start listening again when the PSA is over.

  Sabrina Spellman : You're right, I'm not your mother. I shouldn't tell you what to do. Oh,put your hair back.

  [tries adjusting her niece's hairstyle] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Why hide such a beautiful face?

  [Amanda wards her off] 

• Amanda : [smoky explosion]  Hey, wanna join me for an emergency trip to Paris for silver hooped earrings?

  Sabrina Spellman : [waving smoke away]  Uh, no, thanks, it already feels like a French bistro in here. Besides, I'm working on an article.

  Amanda : Ugh. Snooze.

  Salem Saberhagen : Actually not, for a change. You see, this thug night-club owner threatened our little Lois Lame over here...

  [Sabrina zaps him, and he loses his head, which calls out:] 

  Salem Saberhagen : Oh, I hate it when you cut me off!