- Hilda Spellman: [re-educating Sabrina] Maybe we should start with something simple. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
- Harvey Kinkle: [earnestly] A penny saved is a penny earned.
- Salem Saberhagen: Don't eat yellow snow.
- [last lines]
- Sabrina Spellman: I just sent Katrina a 'kill them with kindness' spell.
- Evil Twin Katrina: [in Other Realm jail, a humbly kneeling foot servant] Jezebelda, you're the smart one. You're the beautiful one.
- Evil Twin Jezebelda: [getting her toenails taken care of] Ah, you are too kind.
- Evil Twin Katrina: I know.
- [thinking:]
- Evil Twin Katrina: I'll get you for this, Sabrina.