- Sabrina Spellman: Josh got a job offer in Prague, and he's actually gonna take it.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Oh, I'm sorry, Sabrina. If it's any consolation, some of my best relationships have been long-distance. No petty fights, and you save a fortune on waxing.
- [big smile]
- Sabrina Spellman: [met handsome date Destiny] Oh, cool.
- Destiny: Yeah, come on.
- Sabrina Spellman: [exclaiming to herself, as she goes out to his chariot:] Even his horse is gorgeous.
- Roxie King: [exasperated] Do you hear yourself when you speak?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Depends on what I say.