Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sweet Charity (1997)

Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman

Quotes 

• Zelda Spellman : I see the hair spell kicked in.

  Hilda Spellman : I probably shouldn't have had that second bowl of hair soup but I thought mutton chops would be nice for a change.

  Zelda Spellman : You look like Gregg Allman.

  Hilda Spellman : I'll take that as a compliment.

• Zelda Spellman : I'm starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean normally I don't care about these things but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old.

  Hilda Spellman : Like what?

  Zelda Spellman : Oh, he keeps talking about how he can't wait for the turn of the century. Big deal, I've done that five times.

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, and it's always the same. I've partied like it was sixteen ninety-nine, seventeen ninety-nine, eighteen ninety-nine, this time I'm staying home.

  Zelda Spellman : Exactly. I think I'm going to brake off our relationship.

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, you haven't even given him a chance.

  Zelda Spellman : You grow a little facial hair and suddenly you're on his side.

• Sabrina Spellman : You see, Jenny and I started this adopt-a-grandparent programme. And then Libby got involved and now she's queen of the Senior Center. Why does she always have to win?

  Hilda Spellman : Sabrina, charities not a contest. It sounds like when Libby wins, everybody wins.

  Sabrina Spellman : Not me, I lost! She stole my adopted grandmother.

  Hilda Spellman : Well, then why don't you get a new one?

  Sabrina Spellman : Because all the good ones are taken.

  Hilda Spellman : Just wait, people get old all the time and remember, virtue is it's own reward.

• Hilda Spellman : Zeldy, do what you want but, er, my female intuition tells me you still like this guy and if that's true you shouldn't let age get in the way. You're as young as you feel. I'm six hundred and twelve, do I look it?