Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Superflyer (1973)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
Quotes
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Lamont Sanford : [Examining the contents of Fred's pocket after he set off the airport metal detector] A crucifix? A St. Christopher's medal? A Star of David? A Crescent of Islam? And a Buddha?
Fred G. Sanford : [Bringing up his hand] And a mojo.
Lamont Sanford : [Exasperated] What do you need all these things for?
Fred G. Sanford : Flight insurance. Y'see, down here on the ground I'm a Baptist, but up there I ain't takin' no chances.
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Lamont Sanford : [In response to Fred's insulting remarks about Uncle Leotis] C'mon, Pop, show some respect. The man just died.
Fred G. Sanford : One less ugly person in the world! And he was ugly. He looked like a fried monkey in the face. Had an old peanut-shaped head; every time it rained it had a big puddle of water in the middle of it.