- Elroy: Godzilla and George Foreman.
- Fred G. Sanford: Now that would be a fight.
- Elroy: Godzilla would knock him out.
- Fred G. Sanford: No way. George would win blindfolded.
- Elroy: Oh, yeah? How about King Kong?
- Fred G. Sanford: Blindfolded!
- Elroy: Esther?
- Fred G. Sanford: [Wincing] The only way he could beat Esther is blindfolded.
- Lamont Sanford: [Fred enters the rehearsal in flamboyant director's outfit, beret, sunglasses, etc] I don't believe it.
- Fred G. Sanford: Believe it, son. It's the Otto Preminger look.