Sanford and Son (TV Series)
The Shootout (1972)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
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Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : Who don't know about guns?
Lamont Sanford : You don't.
Fred G. Sanford : Are you kiddin'? World War I, Fred B. Sanford...
Lamont Sanford : "B. Sanford"? What's the "B" for?
Fred G. Sanford : Bullseye. Machine gunner, World War I. Rifleman. Pistol expert. Now how 'bout that?
Lamont Sanford : Well, that's not the way I heard it. It was World War II and it was Fred B. Sanford alright, but the "B" wasn't for "Bullseye."
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Fred G. Sanford : How many times you see pictures of Jesus and he's white?
Lamont Sanford : What about it?
Fred G. Sanford : That's wrong, too, 'cause you can't hang around Jerusalem no thirty-some years and don't wear no hat and stay white.
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Lamont Sanford : [Handing Fred an antique rifle] That's an original Revolutionary War rifle. I picked it up at an auction for fifty bucks.
Fred G. Sanford : You paid fifty bucks for this?
Lamont Sanford : Pop, this is an original Revolutionary War rifle. It's called a "Brown Bess."
Fred G. Sanford : And they sold it to a brown dummy.
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Fred Sanford : You remember that command they used to give? "Don't fire 'till you see the whites."
Lamont Sanford : It was, "Don't fire 'till you see the whites of their eyes".
Fred Sanford : Bufford never waited that long.
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Lamont Sanford : [phoning their neighbor, afraid they've accidently shot him] You know, pop, the phone company says to always let the phone ring at least 10 times, because sometimes people be taking a shower or something.
Fred Sanford : Yeah... and sometimes, they be dead!