- Garçon: Oh, Monsieur Bob, you sure drink and drink like a glamorous role model. Oh I wish I could drink as much as you.
- Monsieur Bob: Well, just remember, it doesn't matter how much you drink, only that you drink as much as you can.
- Weekend Update Anchor: Well, it's the end of the season, I'd like to end up with a joke. Knock knock?
- Audience: Who's there?
- Weekend Update Anchor: Not me folks, I am outta here. Good night, ladies and gentlemen.