- Peter Graves: So, bacteria are everywhere, but we can't see them. Like say... Heather Thomas' breasts?
- Karen Madic: Yeah... em... would you like to look at them?
- [indicating a series of microoscopes]
- Peter Graves: Well yes, but I hardly know Heather and I certainly...
- Karen Madic: No, the bacteria!
- Tanny: Hey Tony, would you mind if, if, eh, Svetlana and I use the ladies room?
- Tony Atkins: Oh, no, no, be, be my guest, but, but you're gonna need a key, though...
- Tanny: Oh, okay...
- Ivan Bidwell: Here, here, why don't you use mine.
- Tanny: Oh! Oh...
- Ivan Bidwell: Alright, let me see now.
- [holds up a bunch of keys and goes through them one by one]
- Ivan Bidwell: Okay, wait a minute, this is the decoding room... you go past that...
- Tanny: Hm-hm.
- Ivan Bidwell: This is the shredding room...
- Tanny: Okay, aha...
- Ivan Bidwell: Okay, this is Classified Documents... Okay... Winebago... Okay... Alright, here you go, ladies room.
- Baudelaire: Farewell, remember me...
- Master Thespian: What, aren't you coming?
- Baudelaire: My crown has passed into thy hands. I shall darken the stage no more. The grave awaits! I shall live out my days in the old Actor's Home, gumming the occasional pudding.
- Master Thespian: But...
- Baudelaire: No, go!
- Master Thespian: But!
- Baudelaire: No, go!
- [they mouth the same exchange once more, silently]