Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Rosanna Arquette/Ric Ocasek (1986)

Phil Hartman: Joseph Wapner, Announcer, Customer, Edward, Bill Franklin, Gymnast, Father

Quotes 

• Judge Joseph Wapner : Excuse me, are you a relative of the Plaintiff?

  Mrs. Braithwaite : I am her mother.

  Judge Joseph Wapner : And what is your occupation?

  Mrs. Braithwaite : I am a barfly.

  Judge Joseph Wapner : And, by that, you mean you loiter in bars waiting for men you don't know to buy you drinks?

  Mrs. Braithwaite : That is correct, your Honor.