- Mephistopheles: But it's more or less customary for me to cheat mortals in this way. By observing only the letter of the agreement. For example, I'll give someone eternal youth, and then have them sentenced to life imprisonment. That sort of thing. It's standard. I'm the Devil!
- Doug Llewelyn: Vonda, what have you learned from all of this? Will you ever sell your soul to the Devil again?
- Vonda Braithwaite: Well... only for something really good, like eternal youth, or a really nice car.
- Judge Joseph Wapner: Excuse me, are you a relative of the Plaintiff?
- Mrs. Braithwaite: I am her mother.
- Judge Joseph Wapner: And what is your occupation?
- Mrs. Braithwaite: I am a barfly.
- Judge Joseph Wapner: And, by that, you mean you loiter in bars waiting for men you don't know to buy you drinks?
- Mrs. Braithwaite: That is correct, your Honor.