Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Tom Hanks/Keith Richards (1988)
Dana Carvey: Various, Hans, George Bush
Quotes
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George Bush : [during the 1988 Presidential debates] Well let me just sum up: on track, stay the course. A thousand points of light, stay the course.
Diane Sawyer : Hm-hm. Governor Dukakis. Rebuttal?
Michael Dukakis : I can't believe I'm losing to this guy.
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Franz : Ja, unfortunately, we have to waste valuable time talking about a nasty issue.
Hans : Steroids!
Franz : Yeah. You know, we ourselves have even come under attack for using them.
Hans : Ja, but they are sadly mistaken, my friend. Because we are just like yogurt, all natural, no chemicals.
Franz : Ja, ja. But there is no fruit at the bottom of us, only muscle. That's right! And not just at the bottom but throughout, as if we were pre-stirred muscle yogurt.