- John Larroquette: A year and a half ago I hosted this show and I tasted the sweetness of this moment. But then...
- [kneels down for dramatic effect]
- John Larroquette: ... I had to let it go. Week after week a pathetic parade of pretenders stood up here, and tried to fill my shoes. I could only watch... how painful was my exile. But now I am back in full glory!
- Weekend Update Anchor: Thank you for sharing your opinions and good luck.
- Lyndon LaRouche: I'll get you for that.