- Elvis Look-a-like in audience: Are you related to Elvis Priestley?
- Jason Priestley: No.
- Elvis Look-a-like in audience: Thank you very much.
- Donnie Wahlberg: I'm walkin', I'm talkin'...
- Donnie Wahlberg, Joey McIntyre, Jordan Knight, Jonathan Knight, Danny Wood: Macaulay Culkin!
- Lego Dominatrix: Ze perfect date for me would be impossible under existing German laws. But a good date would involve a lot of humiliation, a sound spanking and of course, coffee and chocolate fingers.
- Dieter: Welcome to Love Werks. Lets meet our bachelor. He's a printer from Dresden. His hobbies include appraising antiques and then smashing them. His favorite soccer team is Borussia Mönchengladbach. His body is free from tattoos and he hates his father. Please welcome: Wolfie Schreiber.
- Donnie Wahlberg: [rapping] My name is Donnie and I'm here to say, they call me Donnie 'cause that's my name. Bananas are good in every way. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.