- Announcer: Ladies and gentleman: Jerry Seinfeld.
- Jerry Seinfeld - Host: Thank you. Thank you, very much. Thank you. Thank you, very much. That's exactly the way I feel. Exactly. I'm very happy to be in New York. It's my favorite place in the world to be, I love everything about New York, I live here, I am New York. LaGuardia is my favorite airport in the world, because I like my runways as short as I can get 'em. And I also enjoy that nice body of water right past the edge of the runway. That's a nice touch, isn't it? I think they're thinking of putting some piranha in there. It's really the only way we can improve the take off area. LaGuardia of course as you know, named after the ex-Mayor of New York, Fiorello H. LaGuardia , and I'm sure that was quite an exciting day in his life when he got that noose. They probably said to him, "you know, Mayer, we've been doing a lot of thinking, and we've decided we're naming the airport after you". And he probably went "really? Which one?" And they went "LaGuardia. Right up on the grand central".
- [hits his head]
- Jerry Seinfeld - Host: "Oh, yeah".
- Bill Clinton: You wanna swap wives?
- Jerry Brown: I'm not married, Bill.
- Bill Clinton: Do you have anything you wanna swap?
- Jerry Brown: Well, not really.
- Bill Clinton: Do you know, maybe you shouldn't mention that I just brought up wife swapping, you know.
- Jerry Brown: There's no need to, Bill, because it has nothing to do with the fact that America has lost its competitive edge. And, and, I just wanna know, are you gonna bring up the fact that here we are live from New York, and it's Saturday night.
- Bill Clinton: No, I won't bring it up if you don't.
- Saunders: I'll bring it up.
- Bill Clinton, Jerry Brown: Saunders!
- Saunders: Live from New York, it's Saturday night.