Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Courteney Cox/Dave Matthews Band (1995)

Courteney Cox: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Lucy Brawn : I'll take "I'm Just Telling You What I Heard" for $100.

  Debbie Luciano : Okay. Is Rwanda a country, a talk show, or a nightclub in L.A.?

  Lucy Brawn : A nightclub. I know that, 'cause my friend got hit by a cab there and lost her shoe.

  Debbie Luciano : Hm. I'm sorry, that's incorrect, it's a country.

  Lucy Brawn : I'm just telling you what I heard.

• James Barone : Okay, okay, we're back now. Now, we're back. Alright, Ant'ny, now you were about to tell us what the weather report was like.

  Anthony : What, outside? Oh, it ain't good, James, it's hot as a bastard!

  James Barone : A'ight. A'ight, Ant'ny, how 'bout tomorrow?

  Anthony : Uh, tomorrow's also gonna be hotter than a bastard!

  Angela Toochie : All over the country?

  Anthony : No, no.. See, Angela, see, every part of the country's got what they call their own weather system. Like, up in Canada, it's cold as a bastard! Out in Seattle, it rains like bastard! Down in Texas, it's muggy as a bastard! I gotta go.

  Angela Toochie : Ant'ny, where you going?

  Anthony : I'm done!