Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Robert Downey Jr/Fiona Apple (1996)

Norm MacDonald: Weekend Update Anchor, Bob Dole, Cobra, Officer

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : This week, in a secret ceremony in Australia, Michael Jackson was married for the second time. Asked what makes his new bride special, the King of Pop said, quote: She has taught me about the power of imagination. Like imagining that a grown woman is a ten year old boy.

• Wade : Somebody's gonna get booked!

  Officer : It's book of the month club time!