Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Drew Barrymore/Garbage (1999)
Will Ferrell: Various
Quotes
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Alex Trebek : Why don't you pick a category?
Sean Connery : I've got to ask you... about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek : [Trebek looks to the board...] Wait, what? No... no, no, no, no, no. That's "The Pen is Mightier".
Sean Connery : Gussy it up however ya want, Trebek, what matters is, does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man?
Alex Trebek : It's not a product Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery : 'Cause I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ya! And if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!
Alex Trebek : It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery! There's no such thing!
Nicolas Cage : Wait... Wait... Wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek : No! No I'm not!
Sean Connery : Well you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!