Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Drew Barrymore/Garbage (1999)

Jimmy Fallon: Various

Quotes 

• Alex Trebek : Why don't you pick a category?

  Sean Connery : I've got to ask you... about the Penis Mightier.

  Alex Trebek : [Trebek looks to the board...]  Wait, what? No... no, no, no, no, no. That's "The Pen is Mightier".

  Sean Connery : Gussy it up however ya want, Trebek, what matters is, does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man?

  Alex Trebek : It's not a product Mr. Connery.

  Sean Connery : 'Cause I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ya! And if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!

  Alex Trebek : It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery! There's no such thing!

  Nicolas Cage : Wait... Wait... Wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?

  Alex Trebek : No! No I'm not!

  Sean Connery : Well you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!